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2009-08-31, 11:14 PM
I HAD BUTT CRAM ON A HORRIBLE DAY. WAAAA....! 2day schll gt dis so caled"amazing race" ting organized fr us. was nt tat amazing doh...2day everyone lyk damn funni. (includin mi). Everyones lyk...GOGOGO!!! MUSTWIN!!! JIAYOU!!! aftr all that screaming...we still gt 2nd place. okay heres when the butt cram comes in. I doin the wad...umm.stand on the higher grund tingy and den nid lift leg up den put on the ting...hehe...how describe ar??? BUTT anyways...i halfway do tat then OMG. guess wad? me butt cram. so uncomfurtable but had 2 conteenue doin cos of bryan count so loud...1!!!...2!!!!...3!!!!...haizz...dowan let grup down wad...so i REN!!! den i ren dao cannot ren liao den i start to run. and run...and run...den after a while....no mor butt cram! YAHOO!! DEN....ther was a stupid concert...i so tired...etes cant even keep open durin the purformence. managed 2 keep my eyes open fr the chinese orchestra( GREAT JOB JERRY AND DENISE!!!+MR JUSTIN!!!) the modern dance tingy and the mrs heikal singing. Okay ppl... now its abt MORDERN DANCE. those idiots who joined modern dance probablee expected somethin diffuren. COS i tink dey probablee expected 2 lern some cool dance moves lyk hip hop blah blah whadever wadever crap dance....RITE? BUT....they lerned some dancing tat looks like a chicken with its tail on fire. Wads my orpeenien fr the dancin purformence??? C MON PPL ITS MODRN DANCE!!! nt some ppl doin retarted pole dancing??!!! sheesh. 2day was a horrible day. i mean rilly horible. lyk horible HORRIBLE. Woodgrove releese urs late bcos gt de purformence and tchers day ceremonee. SO...ieft the school @ 2++. AND HERES THE WORSER NEWS...my STUPID DUMB ***** **** ****** **** **** **** PRIMARY SCHLL GATHERING ENDED AT 2 O COCK (clock) so...i didnt see my ol fwens...didnt see tat "someone" didnt see my best fwen. DIDNT SEE MY DICIPLINE MASTER TO GIVE HIM A WHACK ON HIS ASS FR CANING MI LAST TIME. hahaha jkjk. my miserable day ends here 2moro im goin jammin with ENIGMA hope tat itll b a mor plesant expeerience. than CRAPPY TODAY my story ends here goodbye ~ENDE~ 2009-08-30, 1:04 AM
FUNNY & STUPID THINGS TO SAY TO PPL Recently i went 2 dis guys blog and he had this HEELAREEOUS post. I laughed my ass abt dis thing. Copied and Pasted from Adam's Blog Thank you Adam fr making my life a little crazier. keep scrolling down \/ (it gets funnier) Dear Bryan I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in a clown suit and I saw you sit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon. Best luck on the sex change, Alex **************************************************************************sry bryan! Its just a joke.(But u need a sex change.) Here's how you do it , Dear (the last person you talked to on msn), I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), (your name) 1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes 2) Pick your favourite month of the year? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forrest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I threw up in your sock drawer June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my ass September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I finally changed my underwear 3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Fish - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bit of Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Other --The elephant in the corner 6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Other -shamed 7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks 8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear 9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards 10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you 11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose 12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Best of luck on the sex change France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself 2009-08-29, 11:28 AM
MICHAEL JACKSONS BIRTHDAY!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I really wish he was still alive. The king of pop will be celebratin his 51st birthday in heaven Im watchin his music videos on MTV and his live concerts on the dvd!!! THE KING OF POP LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS. To all u MJ fans out there pls wish Michael Jackson a HAPPY 51st BIRTHDAY!!! TO 51 YEARS OF ENTERTAINMENT AND POP HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! ~ENDE~ 2009-08-24, 6:11 PM
This is reporter Alex and Reporter Myself. Alex: Hi Myself! Myself: Hi! U gt news huh? Alex: Yeah...great news actualy Myself: Lets Hear it! Alex:kk Alex: INTRODUCING A BAND IN WOODGROVE SEC TATS NT REALLY A BAND BUT GOIN TO GLORY.............ENIGMA!!!! Myself: Dude. Ur Dramatic. Alex: Cant help it Myself. Myself: This band consists of an all boy group and they r.... JUAN EZWAN-band leader-plays electric guitar BRYAN LIM-guitarist-plays both acoustic and electric guitar ALEX CHEAH-singer/subsitute drummer ELIZAM-drummer LIN YUAN ZHI-bassis-plays the bass guitar KOH YU RUI-keyboardist/bongo{dist?}-plays the keyboard and bongos Alex: Yeah them. Myself: HEY... Alex: What? Myself: URE IN THE BAND!!! Alex: Yeah.....why? Myself: U guys didnt invite ME??? >.< Alex: Hey...i nid to tell u somethin... Myself: ? Alex: Ure nt real. Ure just my words. Myself:Oh. Alex: Sry. Myself: THATS TODAYS EXCITING COOL AWESOME GREAT BESTEST NEWS!!! BYE EVERYONE!!! Myself: Im nt real? Alex: Yup... Myself: I hate This. ~ENDE~ , 6:00 PM
UNPRIVATE!!!! Okay the moment uve all been waitin fr has arrived...well...maybe nt all of u....umm...maybe none at all...hehe...WELL....IVE GT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS!!! The good news tat this blog is offishally unprivate!!! BUT...BUM BUM BUM BUM....tat means its open to cats,aunties, uncles, goldfish, monkeys and....BUM BUM BUM BUM.......!!!DOGS!!! a.k.a {*** ***}... Well theres somethin good abt it dough...I DONT CARE PPL!!!! The dog...a.k.a{*** ***} spam, blah blah, flood, blah blah scold vulgar. But 1 things fr sure! ill jus delete the tags...AND... if your reading this Mr Dog a.k.a {*** ***} ull b in deep shit....if u do anything bad...ill torment u and tell the class ill make 1e3 hate u ill make the teachers hate u... bEST of all..ILL HATE U...ILL MAKE URE LIFE SEEM LIKE A MILLION YEARS IN HELL so watch out dog a.k.a {*** ***}. Tats The EnD. Watch OUT DOG. a . k . a {*** ***} goodbye ~ENDE~ 2009-08-23, 11:04 AM
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHANNON!!!! Couldnt use com yesterday nite to blog cos had to send my bro 2 changi airport. He goin bak UK to study his medcine. T.T i miss him. had dinner @ changi 2!! I still dun understand y singapore has such good food. The restaurant was crowded lerh. Nid wait outside fr abt 5 min to gt our seats. I eat until i wan vomit. So full i walk aso dun wan. *.* anyways... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANNON!!!! IM OLDER THAN HER!!! WEEHEE @ lest im nt the youngest in tha class!!!! Thats all goodbye ~ENDE~ 2009-08-21, 8:39 PM
ANOTHER BURFDAI HEHEHEHE So good seh 1e3. get 2 eat cake so often! hehe. so many August babies. Today in class did the surprise burfday partay fr shannon,Lay kiat and hamimah...umm...well...it was nt really a surprise cos LK alredy new...hehe. The cake was awesome and the....uhh...to sum it up...it was good. DAMN lucky i didnt miss the bus fr a awesome slice of cake...MUHUHAHAH IM A SPEED DEMON. 1e3 is such a damn nice class to celebrate fr LK, shannon & hamimah. anyway... THANKS BRYAN FR THE AWESOME CAKE!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH VERY THANK YOU Hope will hav mor burfdai celebraeshawns cos i LOVE CAKES ALEX THE KING OF CAKES Anyway... This blog is offishally private! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DOGS LIK {*** ***} ARE NT IN MY BLOG BARKING FR ONCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH talking abt {*** ***}... i did ******** *** 2 *** table...hehehe... monday u guys find out so bye goodbye ~ENDE~ 2009-08-19, 9:59 PM
BIRTHDAY!!!! Tosay so fun seh! 1e3 make surprise birfdai partay fr mi. but bfore tat i threw a piece of rubbish @ the dustbin then so cham. MR BILLY COME IN. the rubbish fall 2 cm in front of him. if he walk a little bit he confirm kena knockout 1. Den ask me do pushup position. >.<...Then suddenly...lites go out and my nose smelled cake. WTH? suddenly i was like "what?" and then dey start singing. then i was like "what???" den after many "WHATS??" i relised they sing fr mi 1. i damn shock yet happy yet...umm..dunnoe how describe. ANYWAYS.... THANKS SO MUCH 1e3 FR THROWING THE BEST SUPRISE BARFDAI PARTAY FR ME. THANK U ALL!!!! goodbye happy birthdai me ~ENDE~ 2009-08-17, 9:32 PM
~ENDE~ 2009-08-14, 6:30 PM
IM FEELING EVIL TODAI WENT 2 JUANS HSE WITH JIA JIE AND YU RUI!!! Then....Juan mi yu rui and jia jie we all write a song abt ****... NT A LOV SONG But is friggin funny HEY!!! were thinkin abt puddin it on youtube but... tat will b vry cruel so.... we r thinkin abt it. pray hard ppl especialy **** cos the song juan mi yu rui and jia jie wrote is gona b... EPIC JUS FRIGGIN EPIC we remixed the song... fall for u by secondhand serenade we renamed our version... dun fall for her by thirdhand serenade heres a part of the song.... Dun Fall For Her-Thirdhand Serenade Composers: Juan, Alex, Yu Rui, Jia Jie The best thing bout' today tats shes nt screaming Could it be tat she has been this way before? I noe u think tat i am crazy I noe u just want 2 walk out the door... Plese do that... Because today will b the day tat u will transfer school...to woodlands sec... dun let juan change yor mind I cant live to see another day with u around... because a girl lik u's IMPOSSIBLE to find Its IMPOSSIBLE to find. SO... its kinda lik tat. lazy 2 type out the whole song maybe juan will sing it 2 u someday DUN LIK WAD WE DID? WELL ITS NATURAL. Cmon..throw those pathetic remarks @ mi!! NOTHING CAN STOP US 2 put it on youtube BUT were still thinkin abt it... maybe yes.. maybe no... depens on the bands mood... well goodbye ~ENDE~ 2009-08-13, 5:35 PM
30 WAYS TO HEVE REVENGE ON UR TEACHER WA SHE DAMN GUAI LAN O!!! EVERYTIME OSO DIAO WO DE!!!! SI BEH FUCKER LERH!!!! SHE WAN DIAO WO ISSIT??? TAT BITCH IS MARKED IN MY BIRTHDAY WISH AS "SHE GO KNOCK WALL DIE OF BRAIN INJOORY" I WAN ASK HER GO FLY KITE WHEN ITS RAINING. SO HAPPY HALF OF HER LIFE IS OREADY GON SO I GET TO B ON EARTH TO EXPERIENCE HER DEATH. HEY!!!! R u feeling lik tat??? Is a teacher si beh guai lan and u feel like exploding?? Is tat teacher nonstop diaoing u??? WELL.... uve come to the COREEKT BLOG LERH!!! :) TODAYS TOPIC IS ON WAYS HOW 2 GET REVENGE on an irritating teacher!!! Lets jus sai u HATE dis tcher. always pick on u. AND LESSONS SUK with tat tcher around HERE R 30 steps to HAVE REVENGE on ur tcher 1) ask ur tcher go bang wall die 2) wack ur tcher head with chair 3) put scorpions in de book and giv ur tcher 4) put super glue on hmwrk and throw it on ur tchers face 5) take piss from toiletbowl n throw at ur tcher 6)giv ur tcher poison cake fr ur tchers birthday 7) push ur tcher down on the stairs 8) treat ur tcher china made food 9) spray paint on ur tchers car 10) go in staffroom n tear all her notes 11) push ur tcher to an oncoming MRT 12) throw paper balls at ur tcher 13) ask ur tcher wad 1+1 is... a MILLION TIMES 14) shoot rubber band at ur tcher 15) throw dicshunaree at ur tcher 16) burn the tchers chair and tell ur tcher to sit down 17) put thumbtaks on ur tchers seat 18) put glue on ur tchers seat 19) put melted chocolate on ur tchers seat 20) trip ur tcher 21) throw ur superhevy skool bag at ur tcher 22) tell ur tcher to drive into the sea 23) ask ur parens 2 sue ur tcher 24) tell the principal ALL th bad things ur tcher did 25) put virus into ur tchers lap top 26) pour water on ur tchers head 27)ask ur tcher go tiao lou zi sha (english translashown: ask ur tcher to jum down building) 28)change ur tchers wrksheets with blank papr 29)when she talk bad abt u tell police 30) prank call ur tcher WARNING THESE PRANKS CAN CAUSE U 2 B IN DETENTION FOREVER OR EXPELLED PLISS DO NT TRY DIS @ HOME. TRY IT ONLY IN SCHOOL. ~ENDE~ 2009-08-12, 5:44 PM
JUANS B'DAY!!!!! HAPPY B'DAY JUANITO BANDETO!!!!!!! dient gat u anee prezent...no time buy la...srry Juan!!!! :) >.<> Anyways...my birthdai comin in egzaktly 1 week!!!!!! WEEEEE!!!! 19 august!!!!!! HEPPY BIRTHDAI JUAN!!! ILL BE THIRTEEN SOON PPL JUST U WAIT!!!!!! ~ENDE~ , 4:56 PM
HOW 2 NOE IF UR BEST FWEN IS GAY/LESBIAN!!! Actually its really simple...if u think hes/she is gay/lesbian...just stare at her/him STRAIGHT in the face and he/she would probablee kisss u in the face. TATS ONE WAY 2 TELL IF HE/SHE IS GAY OR LESBIAN...IF U DUN MIND GETTIN ***smooched*** OKAY??? (WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT 2 TRY TAT IF UR FWEN HAS HIV) ( HIV CAN CAN B INFECTED THROUGH SALIVA) THERES TONS OF OTHER WAYS comin up in a short while... There will probablee b a few signs or hints tat ur fwen is phyisically mentally verbally emotionally...blah blah and all those other "ally" ATTACHED 2 u. HERE R SOME TAT I NOE OF.... #1 ur fren will start sayin 2 u...HEY HONEY HOW WAS WORK 2DAI??? #2 ur fwen will start goin on "meetings" very often with ppl of the same sex #3 ur fwen will go to gaylang very often to "gamble" with "boy"/"girl" "friends" #4 u hear him/her talkin on the phone saying..."sorry la i wan gao gay/lesbian with my bes fwen" #5 Every time u go to a phone booth ur fwen will stare at ur butt from behind #6 He/she always goes to the toilet with u #7 He/she stares at ur profile pic on facebook fr hours #8 He/she will keep smsing u asking if u wan to go for a date #9 He/she is jealous when u spend time with other fwens #10 He/she stays VERY CLOSE to u when u r walking ive gt almost a whole dicshunaree full of points tat i can write. But ive chosen out some nt so prvertic 1's. the rest r jus plain gross. The topic will end here... GOODBYE!!! THANKS FOR TUNING IN!!!! ~ENDE~ 2009-08-10, 11:37 AM
PREDICTING YOR FUTURE Some ppl belief in predicting the future...well if yor a believer yove come to the RIGHT BLOG!!!! Todys topic is on wad will happen to you in 5 years time!!!! 1) wad color is ur undergarment???? a) Red- on ur birthday,ur pants will catch on fire b) Blue- when u go swimming ur trunks/swimsuit will tear a hole as wide as China c) Green- when u go to a park/garden/forest youll b raped by naked elves d) Yellow- ull piss in ur pants on a VERY IMPORTANT EVENT. e) Purple - when u eat jam, the jam will eat u back f) Silver- forks and spoons will stick to your butt g) Black- youll turn into charcoal h) grey- everyone around you cries for yor dead dog i) pink- ull start collecting babi dolls j) brown- something smells bad abt u... 2)Wad color is yor blogskin??? a) Red- ull notice tat ur house is burned down b)Blue- ull notice tsunami (2) is comin straight foe u c) Green-ppl will start calling you Mr Savetheearth d) Yellow- someone pissed on ur monitor e) Purple- somone splilled jam on ur monitor f) Silver- Do u like old ppl? g) Black- Someone rubed ur monitor with a black forest cake h) Grey- Every time u log in ull fall asleep i) Pink- if ur a dude ur cool...if ur a gurl,COMEONH PINK IS SO LAST CENTURY AGO j)Brown- did u poop at the wrong place? 3)Wads ur favourite technology brand??? a) Sony- ull turn into a phone b) Kawasaki- u like japanese ppl c)DELL- u sleep with ur computer d) Apple- ull stary eating yor apple ipod/laptopblah bleh buh e) Creative- u think too much f) National- MAJULAH SINGAPURA g) Panasonic- ull turn into a panda and the zoo will take u away (pandasonic) h) Nintendo- u r one gamefreak i) Besta- ni shi zhong guo ren. j) Nokia- toot...toot.toot...toot...toot.toot...hallow! yes yes ok i wan come liao. ok bye bye. toot..... IN SOME POINT OF UR LIVES ULL PROBABLY B DOIN TAT SO THANKS FOR TUNING IN TO ~~TODAYS TOPIC~~ goodbye. ~ENDE~ 2009-08-06, 6:22 PM
1e3 CLASS BLOG WAS HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone wrote tat kendrick loves adeline...i deleted it liao. IT WROTE..."HEY ASSHOLES KENDRICK HERE. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE ADELINE. BYE. OMG HACKER DAMN SMART TO WRITE ABT KENDRICK. Anyways still tryin to find out who hacked it. I think 1e3 blog is the easiest blog that hacker had ever hacked the password is so simple!!!!! poor kendrick...there goes his reputation poor adeline....there goes HER reputation BUT.... THE POST HAS BEEN DELETED SO GOOD LUCK TRYIN LOOK FOR IT!!!!! lets just hope it doesnt happen again... BTW...cheeseboy rawx!!!!!! ~ENDE~ |
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